Sherman League Anthem

Lyrics

[Intro: The League’s Story] This is called Sherman Fantasy Football League, Where legends are born, and champions get rings. First year was Tallon, took the title in stride, Danny came next, put the crown on with pride. Over the years, we’ve lost a few friends, Rod, Eric, and Jack, their run at an end. But the league rolls on, with a crew so tight, Sherman Fantasy Football, under the lights. [Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem] Bonedawg from Buffalo, he’s the league’s big boss, Fat girls love him, and the milfs get tossed. Running this league, with swagger and flair, He’s the Commissioner, no one else compares. [Verse 1: The League’s Veterans] Colin from Rochester, where the streets run cold, Murder capital king, his football soul is bold. Gerald from Greenwood, rootin’ Eagles through the pain, But in the Sherman League, he’s hoping for some gain. Tallon from Sumpter, Citadel’s pride and joy, Clemson football running deep since he was a boy. Hass from the Citadel, slingin’ rope like a champ, In the Sherman League, he’s setting up camp. [Verse 2: The Newcomers & The Steady Hand] Jacob in Raleigh, adjusting spines with care, But on draft day, best believe he’s well aware. Danny from Charlotte, where the golf game’s tight, Fantasy or fairway, he’s ready for the fight. Isaac might be silent, but he’s got plans to scheme, New to the league, but he’s chasing that dream. Nick’s the truth-teller, speaks what’s on his mind, He’ll let Gerald know, his team’s way behind. [Verse 3: The Rest of the Crew] Evan’s mock draft count hittin’ 800-plus, His teams been mid, but this year, he’ll try not to bust. Josh in the Mustang, ridin’ with the Chiefs, Might be a Swifty, but he’s bringin’ the heat. Ramon’s got the skills, clarity’s his game, But in fantasy drafts, he’s still seeking fame. We’re all chasin’ that ring, the ultimate goal, In the Sherman League, we’re sellin’ our soul. [Chorus: Bonedawg’s Anthem] Bonedawg from Buffalo, he’s the league’s big boss, Fat girls love him, and the milfs get tossed. Running this league, with swagger and flair, He’s the Commissioner, no one else compares. [Outro: The Sherman League Forever] This is Sherman Fantasy Football, where we play with pride, Legends rise, and rivalries collide. So here’s to the season, the battles ahead, May the best man win, leave the rest for dead.