Barnyard Trouble

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I ate them beans at noon Big mistake by two My belly started rumblin' Like a freight train comin' through Then that monkey on the fence Gave me a sideways grin He slapped the tin pail twice And the trouble rolled back in [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here it comes Hold your nose and run That old barn door's shakin' This day's just begun [Chorus] Poop and fart, oh lord Poop and fart so hard Poop and fart, so stinky We cleared out the yard Poop and fart, oh lord Monkey's on the dart Poop and fart, so stinky Tore the whole place apart [Verse 2] He stole my Sunday hat Threw it in the mud Then he whooped and pointed Right at all that grub I hollered at the moon "You've got to take a walk" He beat me to the porch swing And he laughed without a talk [Pre-Chorus] Oh no, here it comes Hold your nose and run That old barn door's shakin' This day's just begun [Chorus] Poop and fart, oh lord Poop and fart so hard Poop and fart, so stinky We cleared out the yard Poop and fart, oh lord Monkey's on the dart Poop and fart, so stinky Tore the whole place apart [Bridge] Now the dog won't come around The cat is gone for good Even old Mr. Turner Moved across the neighborhood But me and that wild monkey Still raise a little dust If your supper makes you brave Then you know just who to trust [Final Chorus] Poop and fart, oh lord Poop and fart so hard Poop and fart, so stinky We cleared out the yard Poop and fart, oh lord Monkey's on the dart Poop and fart, so stinky Tore the whole place apart