Legend of Dr. Duraznos

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THE LEGEND OF DR. DURAZNOS (Intro) Some say he was a kingpin. Some say he was a scientist. Some say he was completely insane. The truth? Nobody knows. All they know is... Whenever Dr. Duraznos showed up, somebody was going to prison. (Verse 1) First time they saw him he was pushing a cart, Lab coat dirty, safety goggles dark, Talking 'bout inventions nobody understood, Rambling to strangers in the neighborhood. Claimed he was developing miracle tech, Built from scrap metal and a government check, Half the town thought he'd lost his mind, The other half figured he was running a crime. He knew every dealer from the east to west, Every trap house, every suspect, Always showing up where the action was hot, Like he somehow knew exactly who got what. People asked questions but never got proof, The Doctor just smiled from the edge of the room, Writing strange notes while sipping Dr Pepper, Watching everybody, remembering forever. (Hook) Dr. Duraznos! Nobody knew his game. Dr. Duraznos! Everywhere he went brought flames. Dr. Duraznos! Mad scientist, hustler, ghost. By the time they figured it out... He'd already built the case. (Verse 2) Genevieve thought she could play him for a fool, Thought the Doctor was just another dude, Started talking business, making moves, Never noticed who was gathering clues. Mamadera laughed at the stories he'd tell, About rocket engines and interdimensional wells, Thought the Doctor was harmless, weird, and slow, Didn't realize he was running the whole show. Every crazy invention was part of the disguise, Every wild story kept suspicion aside, While everybody focused on the nonsense he said, The Doctor was connecting every thread. He'd show up late with grease on his hands, Talking about projects nobody could understand, Meanwhile another indictment hit the street, And another crew suffered a mysterious defeat. (Hook) Dr. Duraznos! Nobody knew his game. Dr. Duraznos! Everywhere he went brought flames. Dr. Duraznos! Mad scientist, hustler, ghost. By the time they figured it out... He'd already built the case. (Verse 3) Then one day the rumors all collided, Court documents started getting cited, People looked back and finally saw, The pattern hidden beneath it all. Every operation that got shut down, Every kingpin that got run out of town, Somehow the Doctor had been nearby, Watching through those safety goggles the whole time. Now the legend's bigger than the man, Because nobody knows what was really planned, Some say he's retired, some say he's still there, Disguised as a dealer somewhere. Still pushing that cart. Still wearing that coat. Still telling stories nobody believes. And somewhere in the crowd, The Doctor's taking notes. (Outro) If a strange inventor starts asking questions... Keep your story straight. Because Dr. Duraznos might already know the answer.