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[HOOK – BIG BROOKLYN BOUNCE, CROWD CHANT] Laugh a lil! Laugh a lil! Bills overdue, but we laughing still! It’s just jokes! It’s just jokes! If you came here mad, you the next one getting roasted! WHO THAT? WANNA BABY! WHAT SHE SAY? BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SAY IT AGAIN! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SHE AIN’T YOUR FRIEND, SHE AIN’T YOUR SISTER, SHE AIN’T YOUR BROTHER! Laugh a lil! Laugh a lil! Your baby daddy broke, but you love him still! It’s just jokes! It’s just jokes! STARLOW GOT THE WHOLE DAMN CITY TELLING JOKES! [VERSE 1 – THE COMEDIANS] Breezy Obama hosting, somebody hide the mic! He been talking for an hour, we just started the night! Julius Carr stepped up, got the crowd in tears! Roasting everybody’s outfit, even folks in the rear! Lenny Lexington walked in, looking sharp and clean! Said, “Why your Gucci belt holding up some Temu jeans?” Kenya Keinde got jokes, she ain’t playing no games! Said, “You got a luxury car with your mama on the insurance claim!” Gato got the microphone, everybody get low! Said, “You forty-five years old, still asking who got smoke?” [HOOK – CROWD GOES CRAZY] Laugh a lil! Laugh a lil! Bills overdue, but we laughing still! It’s just jokes! It’s just jokes! If you came here mad, you the next one getting roasted! WHO THAT? WANNA BABY! WHAT SHE SAY? BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SAY IT AGAIN! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SHE AIN’T YOUR FRIEND, SHE AIN’T YOUR SISTER, SHE AIN’T YOUR BROTHER! [VERSE 2 – MORE COMEDIANS] Whitney Chanel stepped up, looking cute and classy! Till she opened up her mouth and started talking real nasty! Miss Falen got the mic, now the aunties getting scared! She said, “Who installed that wig? Your edges disappeared!” J-Massiah walked in, got the whole crowd weak! Said, “You been starting that same diet for the last six weeks!” Talking ’bout you eating healthy, drinking nothing but tea! But we caught you at Crown Fried ordering a number three! STARLOW in the back like, “YO, DON’T LOOK AT ME!” I’m just the one who booked these fools to roast everybody! [BEAT STOPS – WANNA BABY ENTRANCE] DJ: HOLD UP! HOLD UP! EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP! WE GOT A WOMAN IN THE BUILDING THAT DON’T PLAY NO GAMES! SHE GOT KIDS, SHE GOT BILLS, SHE GOT AN ATTITUDE! SOMEBODY ASKED HER WHY SHE ALWAYS SO LOUD! SHE SAID… WANNA BABY: BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! (AIR HORNS! BASS DROPS! CROWD SCREAMING!) [VERSE 3 – WANNA BABY’S MOMENT] BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! DON’T TOUCH MY PLATE! I BEEN COOKING SINCE SIX, IT’S A QUARTER TO EIGHT! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! DON’T ASK ME WHY! I DONE SAID “SIT YOUR ASS DOWN” ABOUT FORTY-FIVE TIMES! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! I AIN’T GOT TIME! MY KIDS GOT MY PHONE, MY MAN GOT MY LAST DIME! ONE KID CRYING, ONE BREAKING THE REMOTE! AND THEIR DADDY ON FACEBOOK POSTING MOTIVATIONAL QUOTES! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SOMEBODY GET MY BAG! AND WHOEVER ATE MY LEFTOVERS BETTER BUY THEM BACK! [FINAL HOOK – EVERYBODY SING ALONG] Laugh a lil! Laugh a lil! Bills overdue, but we laughing still! It’s just jokes! It’s just jokes! If you came here mad, you the next one getting roasted! WHO THAT? WANNA BABY! WHAT SHE SAY? BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SAY IT AGAIN! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! SHE AIN’T YOUR FRIEND, SHE AIN’T YOUR SISTER, SHE AIN’T YOUR BROTHER! WHO THAT? WANNA BABY! WHAT SHE SAY? BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! LOUDER NOW! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! THE WHOLE DAMN CROWD SCREAMING BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! Laugh a lil! Laugh a lil! If your wig fall off, you better laugh a lil! It’s just jokes! It’s just jokes! IF YOU MAD ABOUT A JOKE, THEN THE JOKE ABOUT YOU! [OUTRO – DJ ANNOUNCER] JANUARY 9TH, 2027! 1080 BROADWAY, BROOKLYN, NEW YORK! STARLOW ENTERTAINMENT INC! BREEZY OBAMA HOSTING! WANNA BABY HEADLINING! AND ALL YOUR FAVORITE COMEDIANS IN THE BUILDING! REMEMBER! DON’T BRING YOUR ATTITUDE! DON’T BRING YOUR BABY DADDY DRAMA! AND IF YOUR FOREHEAD BIG AS A FLAT SCREEN TV… PLEASE DON’T SIT IN THE FRONT! WANNA BABY, TELL ’EM ONE MORE TIME! BITCH, I’M A MOTHER! LAUGH A LIL… IT’S JUST JOKES!