Aunt Debbie Arrives

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Aunt Debbie pulled up slow In her Sunday shoes She likes her peace and quiet And a pot of calm tea too But she hit that Hatfield porch And heard the whole zoo [Verse 2] Jeff was hollerin’ by the screen door Talkin’ like a punk Arguin’ with the wall Then he started up with Trump Aurey came through rude as hell Wipin’ crumbs and eatin’ while I sunk [Pre-Chorus] Valerie got that halo Everybody knows She’s the favorite in the chaos That’s the way it goes Isabella grin like trouble When the whole house explodes [Chorus] That Hatfield house is loud, loud, loud So loud in that damn house Aunt Debbie wants a hush, hush now But she can’t get no hush in that damn house Valerie’s the favorite, that’s how it goes Isabella’s trollin’ from the hall That Hatfield house is loud, loud, loud And Debbie still loves ’em all [Verse 3] Aurey wipes the counter Right while I take a bite “Don’t drip that there on my floor” That girl stays in the fight Jeff keeps pushin’ buttons From mornin’ straight through night [Verse 4] Isabella hides the remote Then laughs and runs away She got that little goblin smile She uses every day And Valerie’s the only one That can make Debbie stay [Bridge] Debbie sighs and folds her hands Looks around like, “Lord, why?” Then Jeff starts back in again And she rolls her eyes sky-high But there’s pie on the table And a little peace inside [Chorus] That Hatfield house is loud, loud, loud So loud in that damn house Aunt Debbie wants a hush, hush now But she can’t get no hush in that damn house Valerie’s the favorite, that’s how it goes Isabella’s trollin’ from the hall That Hatfield house is loud, loud, loud And Debbie still loves ’em all