Toby's Missing Hair

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Toby stood before the mirror at the break of dawn He rubbed his hand across his head and sighed with a yawn A little patch of skin was shining bright and bold The story of his hairline had finally been told [Chorus] Oh Toby, where did your hair go? Down the drain or in the snow? He’s searching under carpets, he’s checking in the dark Searching for those follicles like a lost dog in the park [Verse 2] He called the local lost and found, he posted flyers too "Reward for my locks," he wrote, feeling kinda blue He tried some fancy tonics and he drank a herbal tea But that missing patch of hair remained a mystery [Chorus] Oh Toby, where did your hair go? Down the drain or in the snow? He’s searching under carpets, he’s checking in the dark Searching for those follicles like a lost dog in the park [Bridge] Maybe it’s on vacation, tanning on a beach Or hiding in the attic, just out of his reach But Toby keeps on looking, with a cap upon his crown The man who lost his hair but won't be held down [Outro] Keep looking, Toby Maybe it's under the rug Maybe it’s behind the door Toby, oh Toby Just let it go... (But he's still checking)