NOT MY JOB

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[Intro] Ayy— Another day, another mess, Another problem at my desk. Everybody busy somehow. Nothing gets done. Make that shit make sense. [Verse 1] Walk in the door, already behind, Cleaning up problems that were never mine. Everybody “swamped,” everybody “slammed,” Still the same damn work keeps landing in my hands. You had one job — somehow I got two, Then three, then four, now I’m covering you. Ask where it’s at — blank-ass stare, Like the fucking work fairy’s supposed to put it there. Everybody got a title, everybody got a role, But the second shit gets real, everybody turns ghost. Then here it comes, right on fucking cue: “Hey, you got a minute?” No. But apparently you got mine. [Hook] NOT MY JOB — BUT I’M DOING IT. NOT MY MESS — BUT I’M MOVING IT. You drop the ball, we carry it through, We do our jobs— THEN WE DO YOURS TOO. Customer’s pissed, now everybody runs, Funny how urgency shows up AFTER THE DAMAGE IS DONE. [Verse 2] We got a process. Nobody follows it. Then shit goes sideways— Everybody’s shocked by it. “How did this happen?” The fuck you mean? You skipped every step from A to fucking Z. Cut every corner, ignore every sign, Then suddenly the customer’s on the line. Now everybody cares. Now everybody’s tense. Funny how a crisis makes the process make sense. “Can we get an update?” Yeah. Here’s the update: YOU IGNORED THE PROBLEM UNTIL THE PROBLEM GOT EXPENSIVE. [Hook] NOT MY JOB — BUT I’M DOING IT. NOT MY MESS — BUT I’M MOVING IT. You drop the ball, we carry it through, We do our jobs— THEN WE DO YOURS TOO. No ownership until the damage is done, Then twenty people show up to ask what went wrong. [Verse 3] Monday: “We need accountability.” Tuesday: “More visibility.” Wednesday: “Better communication.” Thursday: A FUCKING MEETING ABOUT THE CONVERSATION. Friday comes. What changed? Nothing. But everybody got to talk, so I guess we accomplished something. Fifteen people sitting around the table, Everybody’s an expert till there’s work to be handled. Ideas? Plenty. Opinions? Got ’em. Actual ownership? Nobody fucking wants it. [Bridge] “Who owns this?” Silence. “Who followed up?” Silence. “Who talked to the customer?” Silence. “Who actually did what we agreed to?” ... Exactly. But somehow everybody knows how we should’ve done it better. [Verse 4] Customer’s mad ’cause somebody dropped the ball, Funny — that somebody ain’t taking the call. Nah. Send in the cleanup crew. Same damn people who always come through. We fix the problem. We take the heat. We make the apology for shit we didn’t even create. Smooth it all over, get everything straight, While the people who caused it disappear for the day. Then somebody asks with a straight fucking face: “Why does everybody seem frustrated lately?” ... LOOK AROUND THIS FUCKING PLACE. [Breakdown] I don’t wanna hear: “We should.” “We need.” “We’re gonna.” “We plan to.” “We talked about it.” “We’re working on it.” Cool. One question: DID. YOU. DO IT? Because an idea ain’t execution. A meeting ain’t progress. An excuse ain’t ownership. And saying you’re “working on it” AIN’T THE SAME AS GETTING SHIT DONE. [Final Hook] NOT MY JOB — BUT I’M DOING IT. NOT MY MESS — BUT I’M MOVING IT. You drop the ball, we carry it through, We do our jobs— THEN WE DO YOURS TOO. Skip the process. Miss the signs. Piss off the customer. Waste everybody’s time. Then when the whole damn thing comes undone— Don’t schedule another meeting. JUST DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. [Outro] Tomorrow morning? You already know. Something got missed. Somebody forgot. Somebody assumed somebody else had it. Then comes the message: “Hey, can you help me with something real quick?” ... Motherfucker. What now?