Lyrics

it’s New Year’s Eve, I see her curling her hair
su cabello rubio se va a ver muy lindo
she asked me if a sports bra would look nice and I said yeah
She changed it in front of me and I saw her breasts
I can see her nipples and it’s not cold
It was supposed to be a romantic song, but it’s gonna end up not serious
My New Year’s resolution is to look less at the Savannah Boogards tiktok
Another New Year’s resolution is to say less slurs
I don’t wanna go to the hell
So I’m gonna say less racist jokes
I don’t want my girlfriend to be mad at me
So for the last time I’m gonna say “beaner”
That was the last time I was going to say that word and I’m not allowed to say any other words
mi polola quiere que cante en español
Pero yo en verdad no estoy cantando es la inteligencia Artificial
Y hoy día en la noche a mi polola le daré un facial
No puedo esperar a tomar champaña y ver un fuego artificial
Y que mi polola revise el WC antes de caquial
we’re back to English and the last new year resolution of my girlfriend is to double flush
She said it’s not funny and that’s the last joke I’m gonna make
We’re gonna get Sadie ketamine because we want her to be asleep because we don’t want her to talk about politics or chapel Hill, I prefer to be from a hill Hear her talk about Chapel Hill
Put a gun to my head if Sadie starts talking
I’m being really mean, but I’m just being a pin like Austin Mulder
she loves me, she loves my nut
not for who I am or what I got