Lyrics

[Verse]
In a rundown farm near the hills of Tennessee,
Lived a hog and Ma, just as sly as could be,
They had a plan that glittered like gold,
With a plastic baby doll, the story was told.

[Verse 2]
Ma held the doll and cooed like a dove,
Hog filmed it all, convinced it was love,
Subscribers on YouTube, they cheered from afar,
Never suspecting it was all just a jar.

[Chorus]
Plastic baby blues, what a tangled web they weave,
Fooling folks for views, too easy to deceive,
They laughed at the lies, raked in dollar signs,
But truth hides behind, even sweet sugar lines.

[Verse 3]
One neighbor saw the truth and tried to squeal,
But threats from Ma made him quickly conceal,
"Tell no one," she said with a glint in her eye,
"Or you'll find yourself saying a final goodbye."

[Verse 4]
The town whispered low but no one spoke loud,
Scared of the hog and Ma, always so proud,
Their secrets remained in the shadows and night,
While the plastic baby lay under dim porch light.

[Chorus]
Plastic baby blues, what a tangled web they weave,
Fooling folks for views, too easy to deceive,
They laughed at the lies, raked in dollar signs,
But truth hides behind, even sweet sugar lines.