Lyrics

[Verse]
Aisle three, I’m steady browsing the shelves,
Grabbin’ chips and salsa like I’m feedin’ myself.
Stomach flipped, twistin’, started breakin' the rules,
Regret that Taco Tuesday, man, I played the fool.

[Verse 2]
Sweat drippin’ as I waddle past the toys,
Kids givin' looks like, "What’s wrong with this boy?"
Made a dash to the bathroom, movin' like a dart,
But fate said nope—left a skidmark on my cart.

[Chorus]
Caught slippin', Walmart, disaster in my pants,
Tried to keep it cool, but I ain't got no chance.
Them fluorescent lights exposin' my shame,
Now every shopper in the store knows my name.

[Verse 3]
Lady with a mop gave a gasp, looked shook,
I mumbled, “My bad,” but she gave me no look.
Uniformed employee asked if I'm okay,
Man, I turned to the exit, couldn’t even stay.

[Bridge]
Memories haunt me when I see them blue signs,
Pavement that feels cursed, can’t erase the lines.
On that Walmart floor, dignity down the drain,
Now the world knows my sorrow, my gut’s pure pain.

[Verse 4]
Tried to save face, grab a hoodie on the rack,
Tied it round my waist, but the smell had my back.
Neighbors ducked quick, dodgin' me in fright,
Me and my Walmart shame, another Friday night.