Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, here he comes, the king of deceit,
With a smile so sweet, hiding tricks up his sleeve,
Playing the saint, but we see through the lie,
The shithead's luck ran out, say goodbye...

[VERSE 1]
Emails unanswered, he’s taking it all,
MX gift cards piled up, he’s having a ball,
iPads and drones, just a swipe away,
Pretends he's a hero, but we all knew he'd stray.
Out late with the girls, in the dark of the night,
Cheating on his wife, claiming that it's alright,
Delta miles racked up, always canceling flights,
Never in the city, just avoiding the sights.

[CHORUS]
Oh, shithead, you thought you’d get away,
But the truth always finds a way to slay,
With your smile like poison and your charm like a curse,
You played us all, now you’re stuck in reverse.

[VERSE 2]
Clients went crazy, frustration grew strong,
Made girls uncomfortable, where did we go wrong?
The guys all rolled eyes, we knew he was fake,
But his friend at the top kept him safe for the sake.
One fateful day, that friend disappeared,
The shield that protected him suddenly cleared,
With a shake of the axe, he felt the cold breeze,
Started to panic, begging just to appease.

[CHORUS]
Oh, shithead, you thought you’d get away,
But the truth always finds a way to slay,
With your smile like poison and your charm like a curse,
You played us all, now you’re stuck in reverse.

[BRIDGE]
Now you’re tumbling down, the weasel on the run,
Leaving a trail of chaos, like it’s all just for fun,
In your new job, they caught your old tricks,
The little bitch got fired, couldn't escape the fix.

[CHORUS]
Oh, shithead, you thought you’d get away,
But the truth always finds a way to slay,
With your smile like poison and your charm like a curse,
You played us all, now you’re stuck in reverse.

[OUTRO]
So here’s to the weasel, the king of the fraud,
Thought he was clever