East Crown Anthem

Lyrics

[Intro] We know two-uhs father, call him goat, or call him Josh, He goes a lil’ further, wins the East, like it’s his job. Two-uh don’t do winter, he just cowers, he’s a fraud, Bills will be the winners, what a start, we’re goin’ strong. [Verse 1] Miami talkin’ smack, but we go right through ya, No joke they blow, they spittin’ like Hawk two-uh. Nightmare of blue and red, like ya seen a state trooper, All these L’s they stack, can’t say that it’s a blooper. [Build-up] When have Phins won the East? Been too long to remember, Hard to pull it off when two-uh states he hates December. Guy’s scared of snow, like the Bills of Steph-on’s temper, Now that he is gone, the vibes are never better. [Drop] Cheetah might be good but can’t pull out, he’s a hazard, Buncha bozos on their squad, so dumb like they love NASCAR. Mike Daniels had ’em goin’ but they really had to crash hard, Phins prayin’ Josh retires, but then they’ll be some bastards. [Verse 2] They brought in Tyreek, thought they’d make a stand, But Josh breaks ‘em down like castles in the sand. Tua’s feelin’ pressure, can’t take command, Buffalo’s on top, with a Super Bowl brand. [Bridge] Panthers got the Cup, the Heat just get shit done, Too bad the Phins are trash, easily the worst ones. Miami coulda been great, but two-uhs Josh’s son, The East still runs through Buff, ’cause the others just some bums. [Final Drop] Miami’s got flash, but they can’t find the light, Josh is droppin’ bombs, keepin’ Phins outta sight. Tua’s lookin’ lost, frozen up in fright, Bills takin’ the crown, the East is ours tonight. [Outro] We know two-uhs father, call him goat, or call him Josh, He goes a lil’ further, wins the East, like it’s his job. Two-uh don’t do winter, he just cowers, he’s a fraud, Bills will be the winners, what a start, we’re goin’ strong.