Lyrics

Woke up late, but it’s no big deal,
Spilled some coffee, whatever, no need to squeal.
Went to clean it up, but I slipped instead,
Hit my head on the table—now my nose is red.
Okay, that sucked, but I’ll shake it off,
Just a little bad luck, no need to scoff.
Then my phone buzzed—“Hey, we need to talk,”
Oh great, here comes the next roadblock.
It was just a little thing, but now it’s gone too far,
Now my house is on fire and I lost my car.
Was a simple mistake, but look at me now,
Standing in the street in a hospital gown.
So I ran outside, tryna catch my breath,
Tripped on a rock, now I think I’m deaf.
Car got towed, wallet’s M.I.A.,
Neighbor’s dog bit me—guess I’ll sue someday.
Alright, alright, deep breath, relax,
Could be worse… then I check my tax.
IRS sent a lovely note,
“You owe six figures or we take your boat.”
It was just a little thing, but now it’s gone too far,
Now my best friend hates me and I wrecked a bar.
Was a simple mistake, but look at me now,
Somehow I’m banned from the whole damn town.
One small spill, one little slip,
Now I’m wanted in four states on some felony sh—
Judge looked at me, said, “How’d this start?”
I said, “Your Honor, it was just a coffee mark.”
Now I’m sittin’ in jail, just laughin’ away,
Thinkin’ ‘bout how I started my day.
One tiny thing, just a little mishap,
Now I’m in an orange jumpsuit takin’ a nap.