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Bop, bop-a-loo-bop! A-wop, bam! A-lippy, whippy!
My Third Grade teacher, Mister Beh-weh-kreh was super-trippy.
He used to push his napkins through the ceiling with a Frisbee,
Then make his grandma cry by telling her her knees were drippy.

I am a butler who takes care of leaves that have bear faces.
These shoes are hard to tie because they have these damn square laces!
Go grab your tiger bowl, it's time to fill it with spare braces!
My oval sponge, it starts to lunge when it smells empty spaces!

AAAAWWWW, SHITT!!!!! Take fifty-two of these electric ogres!
When you is done, we'll cut 'em open, fill 'em up with yogurts!
We'll drink tomato soda 'til we have some wicked slow burps,
And just for fun, when we's all done, we'll punch birds - ouch!! My toe hurts!!!

Saturday I went surfin' with a gerkin who was named Fresh Kevin.
He said his parents were both ocelots that came from Heaven.
I say, "You's lyin', bitch!! And by the way, my moms be seven!"
He poops inside my face, and says my name is Chubby Devin.
I says, "Yo!! Why do red giraffes keep hauntin' prairie thickets?!"
He say, "I do not know, so let's go eat some clumsy crickets."
I say, "Nah. Let's just pretend we're cops, and give folks parking tickets."
He say, "You borin', and you stoop-it, like yo' brain gots brick tits!"
I says back, "Watch yo' mouf, foo'! How could you be so damn wrinkled?!"
He say, "'Dat shitt so funny 'dat I made a fukkin' tinkle!"
'Den I say, "Touch my nipple wit' yo' pair of rusty Pringles!"
He say, "I would, except I care about what Jesus thinkles!"
I tol' him, "You retarded!!" Then I farted on his penis.
He go, "Yo!! What the fukk, girl?!!!!" 'Den he flicked a piece of Venus.
We 'den bofe look around, hopin' 'dat no one fukkin' seen us.
It look like no one did, so we just wait 'dere fo' 'da bean bus...