Lyrics

[INTRO]
Whisper of a broken rhyme,
The clock ticks in a glitchy beat,
The world is a neon dream—
Let’s jump inside this chaotic scene.

[VERSE 1]
I can’t eat cheese, it’s like a curse,
No gouda, no brie, my stomach’s in reverse.
The dairy’s a phantom, I’m chasing the taste,
But my tongue’s in a maze, no bite, no place.

I can’t beat my meat, the grill’s all frozen,
The skillet’s silent, my cravings have chosen.
The sauce is a myth, the smoke’s just a tease,
I’m stuck in the kitchen, chasing my peace.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I’m living in a nightmare, Derek’s kicking me in the head,
The phantom pain’s a rhythm, it’s dancing in my head.
I’ve got a bobble head that wobbles when I cry,
Blowing up condoms, balloon animals in the sky.

[VERSE 2]
I can’t find level three gear, the game’s a glitch,
The quest is a puzzle I can’t finish.
My character’s stuck, the XP is low,
The pixels are trembling, the frustration grows.

My machine keeps farting, the engine’s loud,
The gears are grinding, my brain’s out of cloud.
I’m typing on my keyboard, but the keys just sigh,
Every keystroke a whisper that can’t comply.

[CHORUS]
Oh, I’m living in a nightmare, Derek’s kicking my skull,
The echoes are a thunder, I’m losing my control.
The bobble head laughs, it’s a circus of dread,
I’ve got no peace in this chaotic dread.

[BRIDGE]
Farting like a storm, the pain’s a thunder,
My hemorrhoid’s a beacon, my heart is a blunder.
The world is a mirror, a distorted view,
I’m chasing a silence I never knew.

[HOOK]
I can’t stop the wind, can’t stop the noise,
The world’s a canvas of broken toys.
In this symphony of madness, I’m the only note,
The melody is broken