Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, it’s that time of year, when the snowflakes fall,
Santa’s in the skies, bringing joy to us all.
But hold onto your hats, this Christmas will be wild,
With a tale of pooping reindeer and a childlike smile.

[VERSE 1]
Santa’s sleigh is flying, higher than the moon,
But Prancer and Dasher, they’re feeling quite the tune.
They took a little break, up there in the air,
Then down fell the presents, and oh, what a scare!

[CHORUS]
Droppin’ from the sky, oh no, what a sight!
Prancer’s little problem, it’s the wrong kind of flight.
From sleigh bells to stinky, it’s chaos all around,
Santa just keeps laughing, he can’t stop from astound.

[VERSE 2]
Tooth Fairy was fluttering, collecting shiny teeth,
When a surprise from above made her gasp and seethe.
Sneezing green dust, she cried, “Oh my dear!”
Sprinkling all over a house with holiday cheer.

[CHORUS]
Droppin’ from the sky, oh no, what a sight!
Prancer’s little problem, it’s the wrong kind of flight.
From sleigh bells to stinky, it’s chaos all around,
Santa just keeps laughing, he can’t stop from astound.

[BRIDGE]
Easter Bunny woke up, in a shock and a fright,
With boogers turning green in the warm winter light.
St. Patty the leprechaun just danced with glee,
“For me, that’s the color, just look and see!”

[VERSE 3]
Mrs. Claus sighed softly, with a hand on her chin,
“I’ll clean up this mess, let the fun times begin!”
But nobody quite noticed her jeans looking bad,
Turns out her own boogers, were greener than a lad.

[CHORUS]
Droppin’ from the sky, oh no, what a sight!
Prancer’s little problem, it’s the wrong kind of flight.
From sleigh bells to stinky, it’s chaos all around,
Santa just keeps laughing, he can’t stop from astound.

[OUTRO