Lyrics

[SCI-FI MOVIE SAMPLE]
("This is it - the moment each and every human being must eventually meet. For some, it will come as a swift and fantastic euphoric explosion of sudden, overwhelming relief! For others, who are in a much less fortunate category - myself included - it will appear within, struggling to force its way out of you, no matter how much resistance your body and your mind put forth!.... ......-and, oohhhhh, will it HURT, as it opens up your anal cavity to cartoonish proportions, leaving your eyes wide as dinner plates, and your jaw unhinged, gazing upon what your body expelled... How?.. HOW?!... Just HOW is it that you just gave birth to Shaquille O'Neal's penis out of your battered anus?!!...")

[VERSE 1]
The porcelain is ice-cold upon your thighs.
Your legs are numb from hours of failed tries.
Feels like a rough-cut bowling ball held by the "Jaws Of Life".
And what is this? I swear it just stabbed me! Does it have a knife?!..

[CHORUS]
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
In the bathroom all day - how fukking long can it last?
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
I'm getting closer to crying as the hours pass.

[VERSE 2]
No turning back - feel yourself open wide as a truck.
Push with all your might, but never gaining speed - what the fukk?!
You listen for another voice crying that is not your own,
Because what came out of you gives you the feeling you're no longer alone.

[CHORUS]
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
In the bathroom all day - how fukking long can it last?
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
I'm getting closer to crying as the hours pass.

[BRIDGE]
So much pain in my pooper!
Whole house smells like the sewer!...

[CHORUS]
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
In the bathroom all day - how fukking long can it last?
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
I'm getting closer to crying as the hours pass.

[CHORUS]
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
In the bathroom all day - how fukking long can it last?
Shaq's penis escaped my ass.
I'm getting closer to crying as the hours pass...