Lyrics

Verse 1:
Listen up, I've got a theory to share
About ice cream cones, and the cosmic affair
Quantum entanglement, flavors interwound
Chocolate and pistachio, forever bound

Schrödinger's cat, ain't got nothing on this
Quantum Flavor Entanglement, a tasty abyss
Every lick, every scoop, a cosmic delight
Shaping reality, with each frosty bite

Chorus:
Quantum metaphysical ice cream cones
Holding the secrets of the great unknown
Conical structures, sacred geometry
Unfolding the universe's tapestry

Verse 2:
Conical Energy Dispersion, the key to it all
Enhancing flavor flow, from the big to the small
From the singularity, to the cosmos so vast
Each cone a tribute, to the quantum repast

The Multiverse Ice Cream Hypothesis, a delicious thought
Infinite flavors, infinite realities, all interwrought
Every choice you make, every sprinkle you add
Creates a new world, a tasty cosmic fad

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Verse 3:
Immanuel Gelato, Friedrich Sprinkletzche too
Philosophers pondering, the ice cream milieu
The Categorical Imperative, applied to dessert
Universalize your scoops, and let them assert

Flavortivity, the essence of existence
In every scoop, we find cosmic consistence
To understand the cone, is to unravel life's mysteries
A creamy, cold, delightful, quantum theories

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Outro:
So next time you're enjoying a frosty treat
Remember the quantum metaphysics, so sweet
Each cone a marvel, a cosmic delight
Holding the secrets, of the universal plight

Quantum metaphysical ice cream cones
A theory so profound, it chills to the bones!