Lyrics

I wanna say your real good guy but we both know that would be a lie it’s been a nightmare being your friend so it’s time charade to end I can’t sa -a-a-y goodbye cause u might grind me down into meat pie I’ll tell the school that you’ve got avian flu so it’ll be their job to get rid of u I hope they put u into quarantine or lock u up until u turn 18 so maybe then I’ll never have to fear that u might suddenly bite off my ear please don’t bite off my ear I can’t say goodbye my will be too mangled to identify if I could get ur house repossessed you’d be forced to relocate to ur grans in the north west I could get u arrested for stealing a car I could get you a job as a miner I could ship you in a crate to Qatar Or sell you as kebab to a dirty diner it’s not meat anyway I could get ur folks to forget u on the freeway sell u to a freak show on its way to Uruguay I could get you stuck on a fair ground ride forever send u to a wedding in somewhere Stan with u as the bride I can’t say goodbye but it’s no use trying to deny that I don’t wanna be friends with you so do whatever u have to do.