Lyrics

[INTRO]
I was vibin' with my bro, just chillin' on the low
When he whipped out a garden hoe, I didn't know where to go
He was diggin' in the dirt, I thought he lost his mind
But then I saw a figure comin' down, it was Biggie Cheese, my guardian divine

[VERSE 1]
He swooped down from the sky, like a superhero in flight
Saved me from my bro, who was gettin' outta sight
He turned him into confetti, like a magic trick gone wrong
I was shocked, I was amazed, I was singin' that Biggie Cheese song

[CHORUS]
Life is crazy, it's a wild ride
You never know what's comin', gotta stay alive
I'm just tryin' to chill, but drama's on my tail
Life is crazy, it's a never-endin' fail

[VERSE 2]
I peeled a mandarin, took a big bite
But little did I know, it was a newborn baby in disguise
It had rabies, it was foamin' at the mouth
I started feelin' sick, I was freakin' out

[CHORUS]
Life is crazy, it's a wild ride
You never know what's comin', gotta stay alive
I'm just tryin' to chill, but drama's on my tail
Life is crazy, it's a never-endin' fail

[BRIDGE]
Then I saw my whip, my Mercedes, get blown to pieces
By a bunch of ladies, with a grudge and some expertise
I was left standin' there, in the rubble and the pain
Wonderin' what I did, to deserve such a crazy life, such shame

[HOOK]
Biggie Cheese, he's my guardian angel
Lookin' out for me, like a parental strangler
I'm just tryin' to live, but life is gettin' in the way
Biggie Cheese, he's got my back, every single day

[VERSE 3]
I'm still tryin' to process, all the crazy things that happened
My bro's still confetti, the baby's still rabid
My car's still blown up, but I'm still standin' tall
I'm just tryin' to make it through, through it all

[CHORUS]
Life is crazy, it's a wild ride
I met a chicken named Clyde