Lyrics

[Verse]
Down at Shenanigans they held the grand event,
Simon Prentis signed up, his mind was fully bent.
Five hundred pints of Guinness, the challenge he did meet,
But they spelled his name all wrong, as he staggered off his seat.

[Verse 2]
His eyes were glazed with victory, his name now on the board,
But 'Simon Prentice' was writ instead, and that struck a sharp chord.
He stumbled to the counter, his rage like a storm,
He'd win but not with spelling wrong, his patience now worn.

[Chorus]
Oh Simon Prentis drank them dry,
Five hundred pints, he reached the sky.
But the name up there wasn't right,
He fumed and fussed all through the night.

[Verse 3]
He shouted at the barman, his face red as a rose,
"No 'e' in Prentis, can't you see? Correct it now, who knows?"
But Guinness brewed a storm inside, a gas like dynamite,
He let a fart that shook the place, the tension took flight.

[Verse 4]
The bar folks held their noses, the room was filled with dread,
Simon clutched his aching gut, a drop of blood he bled.
A weary victor stood alone, his moment hit a snag,
The scoreboard still spelling wrong, his spirits slightly sagged.

[Chorus]
Oh Simon Prentis drank them dry,
Five hundred pints, he reached the sky.
But the name up there wasn't right,
He fumed and fussed all through the night.