Waves of Liquor and Laughter

Lyrics

Well I just fucked up Yeah ran out of luck At the counter of the liquor store My cards declining Ain’t no use in whining Must have spent all my money on the night before See I couldn’t remember Why that ole bartender Kept asking good sir are you sure? Guess I was actin a clown Buying too many rounds Just to impress all of them pretty girls Oh baby, you wouldn’t believe little ole me was talkin such a big ole game Now all my moneys is spent And I know just where it went To the greatest night of my whole life So baby, don’t ask me later For no special favors Because I got nothing left that I can give But if you buy me a round then I will sit right down and tell ya bout the greatest night in my whole life You See her right there, you buy her next beer, and if she declines don’t waste yo time… I said buddy listen up, just pour us a cup, a shot or two gonna warm you right up, cuz you must remember, best not forget, they like you more, the drunker you get! So baby, just spend all that money, go find you a honey, tell her a lie about what you do, yeah… Buy the whole bar a round, really throw it around, cuz you know that’s what big ballers do. You might not believe me, I know it sounds easy, and there’s only one part that won’t make sense When all ya moneys is spent Remember just where it went To the greatest night of your whole life