Lyrics

(Verse 1)
Kick the door, swords in hand,
Another dungeon, another stand.
Treasure’s calling, I can taste the gold,
But first, we fight—bring it, you trolls!

The goblins screech, “You won’t survive!”
I swing my blade, “Not while I’m alive!”
A mimic snaps, the rogue shouts, “Sh*t!”
The cleric heals, “Stop whining, you twit!”

(Chorus)
Dragons, dice, and dungeon dust,
We fight for glory, gold, and lust.
Monsters scream, “You’re out of luck!”
We laugh and roar, “Eat our f**kin’ guts!”
Through fire and stone, we’ll claim it all,
Dungeon crawlers, standing tall!

(Verse 2)
A chest explodes—trap gone wrong,
The bard’s still drunk and singing songs.
“Sing later!” I yell as the wyvern dives,
We hack and slash, barely alive.

A gelatinous cube, a lich with a grin,
“Who put this bullsh*t dungeon in?!”
But we push forward, we don’t retreat,
Victory’s sweet and so’s defeat.

(Chorus)
Dragons, dice, and dungeon dust,
We fight for glory, gold, and lust.
Monsters scream, “You’re out of luck!”
We laugh and roar, “Eat our f**kin’ guts!”
Through fire and stone, we’ll claim it all,
Dungeon crawlers, standing tall!

(Bridge)
Oh sh*t, here comes the dragon boss,
Its breath burns hot, we’re at a loss.
The tank shouts, “RUN!” but I just grin,
“Hold my beer, we’re going in!”

Axes flying, spells ignite,
A pyromaniac’s sheer delight.
We’re burnt and bruised, but the beast goes down,
The loot’s ours now—f**k this town!

(Breakdown)
Skeleton hordes? We’ve seen it before.
Traps and puzzles? A goddamn bore.
But give me a lich or a dragon’s fire,
And I’ll tear through dungeons ’til I expire!

(Final Chorus)
Dragons, dice, and dungeon dust,
We fight for glory, gold, and lust.
Monsters scream, “You’re out of luck!”
We laugh and roar, “Eat our f**kin’ guts!”
Through fire and stone, we’ll claim it all,
Dungeon crawlers, standing tall!

(Outro)
So here’s to the chaos, the traps and fights,
To treasure hunts on endless nights.
We’re crude, we’re wild, we’re dungeon born,
We fight ‘til death—or respawn by morn’.