Grandpa's Got a Secret

Letra

[Verse 1] Grandpa's got a brand new bottle of cologne And he's suddenly real careful when he's on his phone He says he's going fishing down at Miller's Creek But he's been three times already just this week He washed his favorite truck and he shined his boots And he put on one of his Sunday-best suits [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s got a secret and he thinks he’s pretty slick But at eighty-two years old, you can't learn a brand new trick He's got a lady friend in town, that's what the gossip says Now Grandma's got her frying pan, god bless his sneaky head [Verse 2] He came home late last night smelling like sweet perfume And he tried to quietly tiptoe into the room He said he had a flat tire out on Highway Nine But his hands were clean and he was feeling mighty fine Then Grandma found a receipt for a fancy dinner date With a note that said "I love you" signed by a girl named Kate [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s got a secret and he thinks he’s pretty slick But at eighty-two years old, you can't learn a brand new trick He's got a lady friend in town, that's what the gossip says Now Grandma's got her frying pan, god bless his sneaky head [Bridge] He claims it’s all a mix-up, just an innocent mistake He says that Kate's the lady who sells him the birthday cake But Grandma isn't buying any story that he spins She's locking up the truck keys until he confesses his sins [Guitar Solo] [Chorus] Oh, Grandpa’s got a secret and he thinks he’s pretty slick But at eighty-two years old, you can't learn a brand new trick He's got a lady friend in town, that's what the gossip says Now Grandma's got her frying pan, god bless his sneaky head [Outro] Yeah, Grandma's waiting by the door Grandpa won't be sneaking out no more! [End]