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CEO dot CA, come and make your stock fly. Where the stakes are high.
What’s more volatile than the stocks.
Are the pumpers in need of detox.
CEO dot CA, number one site for pumpers. And latest theory on shorters.
Let’s argue if that stock gonna explode or implode. Has this promote hit the end of the road.
Who needs Netflix when you have such drama.
Seriously, it’s a soap opera.
CEO dot CA, we’ve got house rules.
But quite flexible you fools.
Free speech? Only for the pumpers.
Certainly not for the Trumpers
Moderators try to keep the peace.
Don’t do much with the grease
Make sure not to ruffle feathers.
Or to give lectures.
Got a hot take on a stock? Yes man.
Be nice, don’t get a ban.
CEO dot CA, come and make your stock fly. Where the stakes are high.
What’s more volatile than the stocks.
Are the pumpers in need of detox.
And let’s talk about our head moderator Ham. Oh, Ham! The myth, the legend, the big man.
Word on the street he’s in bed with the short sellers.
Like they’re his family members.
It’s like watching a reality show.
How it ends, you never know.
And speaking of characters,
Let’s not forget Ham’s partners.
Tico and oyo,
Tico the trader.
Oyo the Avenger.
CEO dot CA, come and make your stock fly. Where the stakes are high.
What’s more volatile than the stocks.
Are the pumpers in need of detox.
CEO dot CA, number one site for pumpers.And latest theory on shorters.
Let’s argue if that stock gonna explode or implode. Has this promote hit the end of the road.