Lyrics

Starts slow and haunting… builds into bombastic rock opera glory… ends in a whispered nuclear giggle)

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[Intro – Piano + Solo Voice, gentle, apocalyptic]
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The world used to laugh…
Now it just scrolls.
We traded our punchlines
For reaction polls.
But deep in the static…
Where the weird still hums…
There’s a glowing red button
Marked HumorJam dot com.

[Verse 1 – Enter drums, rising tension]
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They told us to smile through the flood and the fire,
To “stay positive” while the world caught fire.
But sarcasm’s sharper than a well-worn psalm…
And the anthem of madness is HumorJam dot com.

[Verse 2 – Faster, strings join in]
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With jokes forged in blackouts and midnight despair,
We dance on the edge with glitter in our hair.
We don’t preach hope, we weaponize calm…
With a smirk, a rhyme, and HumorJam dot com.

[Pre-Chorus – choir echoes single voice]
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Raise your fists, raise your mugs,
Raise your existential shrugs…
We’re not okay, and that’s our song —
Let’s laugh too hard, and sing too long…

[Chorus – Full Steinman glory, choir, brass, key change]
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HumorJaaaam! Dot! Cooooom!
The last safe space to come unglued!
Where cynics croon and misfits bloom,
And every rhyme feels slightly doomed!

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It’s theater, rage, and total charm —
The satire scream beneath the calm.
A refuge for the weird and numb —
The last encore: HumorJam dot com!

[Bridge – slow, dramatic solo with thunder sfx]
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There’s no happy ending…
There’s no great escape…
But we’ve got a kazoo…
And a mixtape.

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So pull up a chair…
Let the fever dreams hum…
We’re all going down —
Might as well come…

[Chorus – REPRISE, BIGGER, MODULATED KEY]
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HumorJaaaam! Dot! Cooooom!
Where broken minds still sing in tune!
We mock the fall, we roast the dawn,
We shout our punchlines at the moon!

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The laughter’s loud, the hope is gone —
But damn, this chorus slaps like prom.
It’s beauty, bile, and perfect wrong…
Your final prayer: HumorJam dot com!

[Outro – piano only, breathy vocal, utterly dramatic]
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Humor…
Jam…
Dot…
Commmmmm…