Lyrics

( Verse 1)
There’s a place on YouTube where the crazies play,
Marty and Michael bring chaos your way.
With The Brown and James, they’re set to unwind,
Bringing madness and mayhem, one messed-up segment at a time.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, obscene and wild.
With prank calls and games that'll leave you riled.
From Tinder Adventures to Trauma Trivia,
These messed-up boys will make you smile.

Flei lei,
Flei lei,

Marty THE LONG NECK GERMAN always reaching for the sky.
Watch out for his mic it might give you pink eye.

(Verse 2)
Battered and bruised, but they still rise,
Reading Matt’s black book of truths and lies.
Filled with his wet dreams, twisted and bold,
And devilish tales that’ll chill your soul cold.

(New Verse)
Michael’s got heart, he shines so bright,
His Special needs don’t dim his light.
He was Once ranked 9th on the leaderboard for the game "Worms" worldwide,
He is a true champ, in his own mind that leaves him filled with pride.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, raw and hard,
Bong breaks and pranks that leave no regard.

P.O. Box gifts from fans who know,
Sending crazy stuff like poo and pubic hair,
To help fuel the show.

(Verse 3)
Then there's Lying to Locky, their twisted game,
Feeding him lies that are wild and insane.
“Did ya hear, Locky?” they whisper with glee,
He’s clueless but trusts them so willingly.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, rude and crude,
Where jokes get filthy, raw, and lewd.
From Marty to Michael, to James and The Brown,
This madhouse crew won’t ever back down.

(Bridge)
With Tinder Adventures and prank calls galore,
This messed-up squad will leave you begging for more.

(Verse 4)
Trauma Trivia, with pain so raw,
Matt’s stupid questions will make your brain sore.

These "Fussy Little Boys," all prim and clean,
Till it ends and Mike’s face is turning green.
After each segment, he can’t hold it in,
Power-chucking chunks with a sickening grin.
Leaving puddles behind, stinking up the place,
As Marty, James and The Brown laugh right in his face.

(Verse 5)
Marty loves to fart on the mic and make it sound loud,
That Michael cheers with joy to show Marty that he's proud.

(Chorus)
It’s the Fully Actual show, come prepared,
With shocks and laughs, if you even dare.
From Marty’s long neck to Locky’s blind trust,
They’re in for life – no show is a bust.

(Outro)
So tune in if you dare, to this explicit spree,
With laughs and shocks that will set you free.
Fully Actual, the madness they crave,
With these wild boys who misbehave.

Flei lei, Flei lei, they’re here to play,

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