Lyrics

{Intro}

[Historical Hands, Volume Four]
Let’s open some history books…and throw them at people. (Hahaha!)

{Verse 1 – Kissinger & Pol Pot}

🎶 You dropped the bombs, he dug the graves—
One lit the fire, one fed the blaze.
Cambodia bled while you shook hands—
Two men, zero conscience, worldwide plans. 🎶

[Grabs both by the collars]
🎶 You deserve MORE than these hands...
…but I don’t feel like catching a ban. 🎶
(WHAM) (WHAM)


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{Verse 2 – Trofim Lysenko}

🎶 Faked the science, starved a nation—
That ain’t theory, that’s damnation.
Punch him once, knock his block off—
You piece of crap, this one’s for Vavilov. 🎶

[Vavilov.]


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{Verse 3 – Morris Fishbein}

🎶 Gatekept health with a smug little grin—
If it didn’t profit, it didn’t get in.
“Quack!” you cried, while lining your purse—
Take two punches and call me if it gets worse. 🎶

[This prescription’s for THESE HANDS.]
(Refills? Unlimited.)


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{Verse 4 – Tipper Gore}

🎶 Pearls a-clutchin', clutch these too—
Parental Advisory: my fist to you.
Tried to kill the vibe with Senate lies—
Too bad Bitch! they had John Denver
On their side! 🎶

"Shut up!"
(WHAM)
"How’s that for a warning?"
(Rated T for Too Late, Tipper.)


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{Outro – Spoken}

History doesn’t repeat…
It gets a remix.

(Remix sound affect)