Lyrics

[INTRO]
Yo, listen up, it's a crazy tale,
'Bout a call from Trump, and a job that's off the scale,
Randy's the man, with a questionable past,
Getting a gig, that's gonna surely last.

[VERSE 1]
Donald Trump on the line, with a proposition sweet,
"Randy, my man, I need you to lead the trash team, it's a shit job, can't be beat",
He said "I'm making you head, of the Department of Trash and Waste",
Randy's like "What the fuck, is this some kind of joke, or a damn waste?"
Trump said "No way, you'll be great, you'll fucking ace",
Randy's still thinking, "Is this a damn trap, or a fucking mistake?"

[CHORUS]
Randy's in charge, of the trash and the grime,
Fucking hell, he's got this shit on his mind,
Making America dirty, one dumpster at a time,
Randy's the king, of this trashy crime.

[VERSE 2]
Randy's on board, with a dirty little grin,
He's gonna fucking own, this trashy shit bin,
He's got a plan, to make America shit,
Literally, with garbage, and a whole lot of shit,
He's gonna fucking succeed, or so he damn well tries,
Randy's on a mission, to make this shit fly.

[CHORUS]
Randy's in charge, of the trash and the grime,
Fucking hell, he's got this shit on his mind,
Making America dirty, one dumpster at a time,
Randy's the king, of this trashy crime.

[BRIDGE]
This is a job, that's full of shit,
But Randy's on it, with a motherfucking hit,
He's got a vision, to make it all grow,
A landfill empire, with a whole lot of fucking dough.

[HOOK]
Trash and waste, it's a dirty game,
Randy's playing it, with a motherfucking claim to fame,
He's the king of shit, with a crown on his head,
Randy's in charge, and he's fucking glad.

[VERSE 3]
Randy's got the power, to make it all fucking real,
He's the head of trash, and he's got a fucking deal,
He's gonna make America, a dumping ground,
For all the world's shit, and