Lyrics

[Intro – DJ Shoutouts Over Bhangra Beat Drop]
Yo yo yo!
This one’s for the big STAG, the crew, the vibe, the meat, the Shiraab 
Until life …. fucks you over and Vishal… Marries his boo – 
Once was the man, the myth, soon its … Vishal wearing a ball and chain ! 
You know big man rolling free today, watch one day him begging wifey for a visa
Big love to the crew rollin’ deep tonight:

Jas, Josh, Nick, Jimmy, Amit J and Amit P!
Ash, JayTee, Abbs, Raiks, Prab and Sooraj!
Chander, Ajay, Tinnz, Keshuv!

Let’s get messy in Herefordshire Yo — full Punjabi mode engaged!
We need Meat, We need shiraab, flex with my boys
Hit the bass up — LET’S GO!

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🎶 [Chorus – Anthem Hook with Bhangra Elements]

Stag crew loose in Herefordshire,
All meat and shiraab then its trouble! Fuck yeah!
Doin’ up shots pumping speakers high —
“Paabbi No!” but the mandem, “Pick up 2!”

Vishal still wild, never grew up,
WWF, his dick goes up!
Jake the Snake, Macho Man too —
From Slough to mayhem, we rollin’ through!

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🎤 [Verse 1 – Hype Stag Verse]

V-I to the SH, that’s the main man
Married soon just as bachelor life began
Sippin’ that spirit, drunk bhungra hands
Screamin’ Never WALK Alone” like he’s in the stands

cock in one hand, shiraab in the other
No sleep squad — stag bros like brothers
BBQ lit, with the meat stacked high
Even John Seena would tap out, no lie

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🎤 [Verse 2 – Inside Jokes & Chaos]
Paabbi say no! but he pick up 2!

I SAID! Paabbi say no! but he pick up 2!
I SAID! Paabbi say no! but he pick up 2!
“Chill, chill bro” — yeah we heard that too
Desi with love, it’s the Vishal crew
Loud like Raiks when the vodka’s through
Chander got dhol, and Amit got flames
Prab got the playlist, Abbs runnin’ games
Nick on the BBQ, JayTee’s late
And Jimmy Air Miles from gate to gate

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🎶 [Chorus – Repeat with More Energy]

Stag boys wild in Herefordshire,
All meat, shiraab its panchod fire!
Shots on shots while the speakers high —
“Pabbi No!” but the mandem say, “Pick up 2!”

Vishal still wild, never grew up,
WWF, his dick goes up!
Andre the Giant, Undertaker too —
From Slough to mayhem, we rollin’ through!

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[Bridge – Dhol Drop + Chant Hook]

Slough boys in the field, no chill!
Punggeh heavy, stag night real!
Pick up pick up — pick up 2!
Watching in Cricket with mandem crew!

Dhol drop + crowd shout
“VISHAAAAL! VISHAAAAL!”

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[Outro – Hyped-up Shoutout Fade]

To the man who still drops elbows from the top rope…
To the stag of the decade — Vishal!
Respect the beard, fear the bhungra,
From Slough to Herefordshire — it’s MEAT, shiraab, and PUNGGEEEEEEH!
Let’s get it!