Lyrics

[Verse]
In the halls of the Whitehouse, I heard a strange sound,
Kamala was sneakin' with critters all 'round,
With cats in the corners and dogs on the roam,
She was treatin' the place like a wild petting zoo home.

[Verse 2]
Trump took a peek, and he tried not to laugh,
Kamala was chasin' a tabby in the bath,
The Secret Service wondered if they should intervene,
It's the wildest kind of zoo you've ever seen.

[Chorus]
Cats and dogs in the East Wing tonight,
Kamala's got 'em all in a playful fright,
Trump's laughin' so hard, his face turned red,
It's a critter caper, and it’s all widespread.

[Verse 3]
The West Wing's a-barkin', you could hear the growls,
Kamala's got 'em howlin' through the hallowed halls,
Trump's on the couch, doubled over in fits,
This pet escapade's lit up the politics.

[Verse 4]
The staff couldn’t tell if it’s a policy move,
Or just Kamala's way to lighten the groove,
When the press caught wind, they ran with the piece,
The Whitehouse had become a comedy release.

[Chorus]
Cats and dogs in the East Wing tonight,
Kamala's got 'em all in a playful fright,
Trump's laughin' so hard, his face turned red,
It's a critter caper, and it’s all widespread.