Lyrics

[Verse]
Grandpa spins his yarns so wild today
Says school was uphill both ways in gray
Through rivers of lava in shoes so thin
Dodging dinos with a toothy grin

[Chorus]
Oh Grandpa Grandpa your stories shine
Through robot bandits and wizard lines
Stone tablets clutched through fiery haze
Frogs and tests in your magic maze

[Verse 2]
He says they cracked codes with just one eye
On paper made from eagles that could fly
Pulled knowledge from clouds above their heads
Then fought the yetis beneath their beds

[Chorus]
Oh Grandpa Grandpa your stories shine
Through robot bandits and wizard lines
Stone tablets clutched through fiery haze
Frogs and tests in your magic maze

[Bridge]
A wizard’s staff marked their mistakes
One zap and ribbits croaked awake
Yet Grandpa says he passed by chance
Only cause he bribed ants to dance

[Verse 3]
He swears the textbooks weighed a ton
Carved in boulders with the moonlit sun
They balanced knowledge on mammoth's trunk
Lost it all when dragons got too drunk