Lyrics

[INTRO]
Oh, we’re gonna have a blast,
With a sound and smell that’s unsurpassed!
So grab your nose and hold on tight,
It’s time for something you just might…

[VERSE 1]
There’s the silent but deadly lurking in the dark,
Whispering secrets, oh it leaves a mark!
Sweet like a rose or a rotten egg gone bad,
When it hits your nostrils, it makes you oh so mad!
Then there’s the loud one, it’s a real huge blast,
Like a jet taking off, it’s gonna fade fast.
Friends start to gasp, they can’t take the heat,
But you’re giggling softly, enjoying the treat.

[CHORUS]
So, let it out, don’t try to hide the blessings from your bum,
Don’t squeeze your cheeks or even try to cork it with your thumb.
The symphony of pure delight and fragrance from within,
Will tell just how you feel and why you have that grin.

[VERSE 2]
You’ve got the wet one that’s a real game changer,
A steamy surprise, oh, it’s a major danger!
Feels like a trumpet, it’s that loud and proud,
You wish you were solo, maybe lost in a crowd.
And then there’s the squeaker, oh, how it will tease,
Like a mouse on a mission, do you dare to please?
It catches you off guard, oh, it jolts all the folks,
With a cringe and a chuckle, ‘cause farts are no jokes!

[CHORUS]
So, let it out, don’t try to hide the blessings from your bum,
Don’t squeeze your cheeks or even try to cork it with your thumb.
The symphony of pure delight and fragrance from within,
Will tell just how you feel and why you have that grin.

[BRIDGE]
Every farty tale tells a story of joy,
Whether rotten or sweet, it's your inner decoy.
We dance with the air, we laugh at the sound,
'Cause life is a banquet, and farts are the crown!

[CHORUS]
So, let it out, don’t try to hide the blessings from your bum,
Don’t squeeze your cheeks or even try to cork it with your thumb.
The symphony of pure delight