Lyrics

Starts slow and haunting… builds into bombastic rock opera glory… ends in a whispered nuclear giggle)

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[Intro – Piano + Solo Voice, gentle, apocalyptic]
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The world used to laugh…
Now it just frowns.
We traded our laughter
For political scrolls.
But deep in the static…
Where the weird still hums…
There’s a glowing red button
Marked HumorJam dot com.

[VERSE1]
They told us to smile through the flood and the fire,
To “stay positive” while the world caught fire.
But sarcasm’s sharper than a well-worn psalm…
And the anthem of madness is HumorJam dot com.

[VERSE2]
Jokes forged by demented lords of the muse,
Where chart-topping hits feel like mental abuse.
But we don’t preach fear, we weaponize calm…
With a smirk, a rhyme, and HumorJam dot com.

[PRE-CHORUS]
Raise your fists, raise your mugs,
Raise your existential shrugs…
We’re not okay, and that’s our song —
Let’s laugh too hard, and sing too long…

[CHORUS]
HumorJaaaam! Dot! Commmm!
The padded room with perfect crimes,
Where humor heals and chaos reigns,
HumorJam dot com, the laughing pain.

[BRIDGE]
In the noise, we find our voice,
A scream, a shout, a bitter choice,
To laugh or cry, we choose the noise,
And find solace in HumorJam's joys.

[CHORUS]
HumorJaaaam! Dot! Commmm!
The padded room with perfect crimes,
Where humor heals and chaos reigns,
HumorJam dot com, the laughing pain.

[OUTRO]
So press the button, let laughter resound,
In HumorJam dot com, sanity’s turned around,
In the end, it's laughter or despair,
HumorJam dot com, we'll be there.