Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Oh, you saw a text with no emoji face,
Now you're spiralin' out all over the place.
"Why'd they say 'Sure' and not 'Sureee' with a Y?"
Guess they must hate you—yeah, nice try.

You read between lines that ain’t even there,
Built a whole plot twist from a blank stare.
Jumpin’ to conclusions like it’s cardio,
Better stretch first, that’s a long way to go!

[Chorus]
You ass-ume and then you’re doomed,
Spinnin' webs in an empty room.
Filling in blanks with the worst-case scenes,
Congratulations, you hurt your own feelings!
Oh, you ass-ume, now look at you,
Offended by things that ain’t even true.
There’s enough real crap to be mad about,
But nah, you chose to stress yourself out!

[Verse 2]
"He liked her post but didn’t like mine..."
Yep, that’s proof he’s cheating this time.
Your brain’s got Wi-Fi, but the signal’s weak,
Loading fake drama every day of the week.

She said, "We should hang out sometime soon,"
But you heard, "I hate you, you awkward buffoon."
Reading tones like you’re decoding spies,
Congrats, Sherlock, you’ve weaponized vibes!

[Chorus]
You ass-ume and then you’re doomed,
Spinnin' webs in an empty room.
Filling in blanks with the worst-case scenes,
Congratulations, you hurt your own feelings!
Oh, you ass-ume, now look at you,
Offended by things that ain’t even true.
There’s enough real crap to be mad about,
But nah, you chose to stress yourself out!

[Bridge]
Oh, the mental gymnastics, gold medal twist,
Flipping over facts just to stay pissed.
Running marathons in your mind’s maze,
When you could’ve just asked—what a simpler way!

[Breakdown]
So take a breath, unclench your jaw,
Not every "k" is a fatal flaw.
Not every pause is a personal slight,
But hey, if you’re bored—go pick a fight!

[Final Chorus]
You ass-ume and then you’re doomed,
Spinnin' webs in an empty room.
Filling in blanks with the worst-case scenes,
Congratulations, you hurt your own feelings!
Oh, you ass-ume, now look at you,
Mad at a shadow that isn’t even true.
There’s enough real crap to be mad about,
But nah, you chose to stress yourself out!

[Outro]
So next time you feel that petty spark,
Maybe don’t set your whole brain on fire.
Life’s messy enough without made-up pain,
But hey—go off, do your thing!