Lyrics

Yo, yo, check it, check it, uh
What comes after H? Man, I can’t catch a break!
I’m tryin’ to learn, but my mind's on a shake,
Is it J, K, or some letter I made?
Let me think, let me think… wait, what’s the next page?


A, B, C, I’m feelin’ real fine,
D, E, F, got that rhythm in line,
G, H, and then... what’s the deal?
I’m lost in the groove, this alphabet’s real!

I say I, but is that even right?
Or maybe it’s J, man, I’m losin’ the fight!
Maybe it’s K or L or M,
Forget it, man, let’s start over again!


What comes after H? Yo, I can’t remember,
I’m stuck on this letter, it’s a real brain bender!
What comes after H? Man, I’m feelin’ dumb,
So I’ll make up a letter, let’s call it "Flum!"


I’m back at it, tryna get it straight,
But after G and H, my brain hits a gate,
I say Z, no wait, that’s too far,
Man, this alphabet’s tougher than drivin’ a car!

Maybe it’s “Zlop,” or maybe “Kerp,”
But none of this works, now my brain’s gone berserk!
I’m thinkin’ real hard, but I’m stuck in this maze,
Somebody help me, I’m in an alphabet daze!


What comes after H? Yo, I can’t remember,
I’m stuck on this letter, it’s a real brain bender!
What comes after H? Man, I’m feelin’ dumb,
So I’ll make up a letter, let’s call it "Scrum!"


Skippity skip, I’m fallin’ down the track,
Tryna find the next, but my mind won’t come back,
Could it be "Wib" or maybe "Splank?"
Nah, none of these fit, and now I just blank!


A, B, C, D, E, F, G,
G, H... then what’s next? Don’t look at me!
I tried my best, but I’m stuck in this trap,
So I’m spittin' these letters, but can’t finish my rap!


What comes after H? Yo, I can’t remember,
I’m stuck on this letter, it’s a real brain bender!
What comes after H? Man, I’m feelin’ dumb,
So I’ll make up a letter, let’s call it "Glum!"


Yeah, yeah, "Glum!" Uh-huh, "Flum!"
Yo, "Zlop," yo, "Scrum!"
What comes after H? Man, who knows?
I’m makin’ up letters as my rap just flows!
I dont give a phuck about it tho i never finished 3rd grade yo!