Lyrics

[Verse]
Woke up this morning to a sneaky surprise
Tiny brown landmine staring me in the eyes
My dog’s got talent
That’s what they say
Dropping modern art in a Picasso-esque display

[Chorus]
Oh it’s the poop parade
Marching through the hall
Big or little
Round or tall
Dogs don’t care where they let it slide
They’re living their best life
No shame inside

[Verse 2]
By the sofa
By the door
Under the chair
I swear that poop’s got a secret lair
I step on one
Then I freeze in shock
What’s this treasure? Oh no
It’s warm
It’s not a rock

[Chorus]
Oh it’s the poop parade
It’s a daily fest
A tiny protest from my furry pest
Dogs don’t care
They’re feeling pure bliss
Leave it on the floor and seal it with a kiss

[Bridge]
I’ve tried to potty train
I’ve begged and I’ve pleaded
But my dog just smirks like "Instruction’s not needed"
I clean and I scrub
I splash and I spray
But tomorrow’s another poop-filled ballet

[Verse 3]
I’m stocking up now on gloves and a mop
Cause this poop parade will never stop
Still I love that pup
Poop and all
It’s true
My little Picasso
Dropping number two