Lyrics

I am a bug with an exoskeleton.
I lost my vagina in a packet of gelatin.
Look, there's an anorexic baby. That kid is hella-thin.
I'm so damn white, think I'm allergic to melanin.

I saw a legless cat at the opera - I don't mind.
It doesn't take too much for me to offer up my behind.
Minecraft tits are called "cubic pairs".
A clumsy horse tripped on my pubic hair.
I threw dead doves at the Toddler Mafia, then I went blind.

Mister Spock, your cock smells like Beef Wellington!
It's time for a cop to execute a pelican.
My mom's so dumb, I can't believe she fell again.
My penis went numb because I got lost in Hell again.

I saw a legless cat at the opera - I don't mind.
It doesn't take too much for me to offer up my behind.
Minecraft tits are called "cubic pairs".
A clumsy horse tripped on my pubic hair.
I threw dead doves at the Toddler Mafia, then I went blind.

When my parents play tennis, they wear matching bibs.
I cut a hole in my chest so I could color my ribs.
You can stab a fat doctor with my really sharp wife,
But you'll never cut through poop with a paper knife!

I saw a legless cat at the opera - I don't mind.
It doesn't take too much for me to offer up my behind.
Minecraft tits are called "cubic pairs".
A clumsy horse tripped on my pubic hair.
I threw dead doves at the Toddler Mafia, then I went blind.

Gaga googoo. Gaga googoo, moolie bastard!
Gaga googoo. Gaga googoo, moolie bastard!..