Lyrics

[INTRO]
Heyyyyy fatties, gather 'round,
Pour the tea, 'cause the gossip's loud,
In the trenches of the podcast scene,
Welcome to the drama, baby, you know what I mean.

[VERSE 1]
Hot takes and double-takes, watch us spill,
Slayin' haters, one by one, what a thrill,
We keep it real, never sugarcoat,
In this wild world, baby, we’re the antidote.

What’s the latest? What’s the craze?
In the spotlight, we’re just catchin’ rays,
Viral moments, oh, can you feel the heat?
Rollin’ on the airwaves, bringin' that beat.

[CHORUS]
The tea is hot, the tea’s outrageous,
We’re spillin’ gossip like it's contagious,
Anonymous vibes, but we’re bold and brash,
Listen up now on the “weak ass fags podcast”.

[VERSE 2]
Whispers in the shadows, secrets in the night,
Light up the darkness, let’s ignite a fight,
We skate on thin ice, but we’re never shy,
Life’s too short for a mediocre lie.

Got my crew, yeah, we’re sippin’ strong,
Truth bombs drop, can you hear the song?
From fashion fails to scandalous sights,
We’ll keep on laughing, bringing the delights.

[CHORUS]
The tea is hot, the tea’s outrageous,
We’re spillin’ gossip like it's contagious,
Anonymous vibes, but we’re bold and brash,
Listen up now on the “weak ass fags podcast”.

[BRIDGE]
Grab your cup, let’s take a sip,
Unleashing chaos, never lose our grip,
In the podcast hustle, we’re the top tier,
Bringing you the sass, baby, loud and clear!

[CHORUS]
The tea is hot, the tea’s outrageous,
We’re spillin’ gossip like it's contagious,
Anonymous vibes, but we’re bold and brash,
Listen up now on the “weak ass fags podcast”.

[OUTRO]
So, here’s to the players, the fun, and the laughs,
We’ll keep it rollin’ with our wicked little gaffs,
When the world’s a mess