Lyrics

[Verse]
Captain J on the bridge, scheming on the sly,
Borg Queen lurking, got that AI eye.
Said, “Let’s make a deal, I’ll sign on the dot,”
But my phaser’s set to irony—she forgot.

[Chorus]
Janeway’s hustlin’, takin’ them for a ride,
Warp core dreamin', Voyager’s pride.
Delta Quadrant scams, they never saw it land,
Borg in the dust, got the upper hand.

[Verse 2]
Collective all stiff, think they got superior tech,
Janeway showed 'em moves got Spock yellin’ “What the heck!”
Offered her alliance, made it sound so clean,
But her game’s so sharp, she out-synced the queen.

[Bridge]
Assimilate this—plot's way too mean,
Photon torpedos hidden in the sheen.
Quantum slip she sold, but then she dipped,
Even Seven rolled her eyes, "Now that’s equipped."

[Chorus]
Janeway’s hustlin’, takin’ them for a ride,
Warp core dreamin', Voyager’s pride.
Delta Quadrant scams, they never saw it land,
Borg in the dust, got the upper hand.

[Verse 3]
Got the queen on comms, “We’re one, no doubt,"
Janeway grinning sly, “More like, peace out!”
One coffee sip, then she hit the button,
Transwarp highway, didn’t see NOTHIN’.