Lyrics

[INTRO]
Monday morning, chaos in the air
Darin's toe's throbbing, a painful scare
Stubbed on the nightstand, a family heirloom too
Little did he know, his day's about to get weird, it's true

[VERSE 1]
He's searching for a fix, a little relief
Grabs the wrong tube, a sticky thief
Superglue instead of love potion, oh what a mistake
Applies it with glee, now his love's at stake

[CHORUS]
Stuck inside, oh what a bind
Can't get out, all the time
Sex on demand, but not by design
Trapped in love, what a crazy crime

[VERSE 2]
Joyce is screaming, Darin's in pain
They're stuck together, what a love game
Ambulance comes, but can't get near
They're a sticky duo, oh what a fear

[CHORUS]
Stuck inside, oh what a bind
Can't get out, all the time
Sex on demand, but not by design
Trapped in love, what a crazy crime

[BRIDGE]
Saturday morning, bank robbery in town
Four thieves fleeing, in a black Firebird down
Police are chasing, sirens blaring loud
Our stuck couple's on the way, to the hospital crowd

[HOOK]
Stuck, stuck, it's a crazy ride
Love's gone wrong, they can't hide
Stuck, stuck, it's a painful test
Will they make it out, or forever rest?

[VERSE 3]
Firebird speeding, on the highway fast
Police are closing in, the robbers won't last
Our stuck couple's passing by, in the ambulance white
A wild scene unfolding, on this crazy night

[CHORUS]
Stuck inside, oh what a bind
Can't get out, all the time
Sex on demand, but not by design
Trapped in love, what a crazy crime

[OUTRO]
A week of chaos, from bad to worse
Will they ever part, or forever be cursed?
Only time will tell, as they ride
Stuck together, side by side.