Lyrics

[Verse 1]
You think you know villains? Well, let me introduce
The master of chaos that I unleash when I'm loose
They laugh at my powers, say I'm not worth the fuss
But I'm about to show you why they should make a big plus
(Ha ha!) You'll see what I mean
When I make your coffee slightly less hot than it should've been
[What!] That's right, I'm that kind of bad
Making your phone charge just a little bit sad
[Chorus]
I'm the Minor Menace, yeah that's who I am
Making your toast burn just a little bit, bam!
(Oh no!) Your socks won't match today
And your favorite show? Slight delay, hey!
I'm the Minor Menace, causing tiny pain
Making traffic lights turn red again and again
(The horror!) Your Wi-Fi's gonna lag
That's my signature move, time to brag!
[Verse 2]
My superpowers work in mysterious ways
Like making your alarm go off five minutes late, ayy
Your pencil's gonna break when you're taking that test
And your takeout order? Slightly wrong, I'm the best
(Why you do this?) I strike without warning
Make your hair act weird in the morning
Your headphones tangled? Yeah, that was me
Living rent-free in your reality
[Bridge]
Some villains want to rule the world
But I'm content with small disruptions unfurled
Call me petty, call me lame
But everyone knows my name
'Cause when things go slightly wrong
That's my villainous song!
[Verse 3]
I make your ice cream melt just a bit too fast
Your pizza delivery? Always comes last
The elevator closes right as you arrive
(Too slow!) These minor crimes keep me alive
Your phone battery dies at ninety-three percent
And your favorite snack? Always slightly dent
This is my destiny, I've come to embrace
The art of making life a tiny disgrace
[Chorus]
I'm the Minor Menace, yeah that's who I am
Making your toast burn just a little bit, bam!
(Oh no!) Your socks won't match today
And your favorite show? Slight delay, hey!
I'm the Minor Menace, causing tiny pain
Making traffic lights turn red again and again
(The horror!) Your Wi-Fi's gonna lag
That's my signature move, time to brag!
[Outro]
So next time when small things go wrong
Remember me, singing my villainous song
(Ha ha ha!) Minor Menace strikes again
Making your day just slightly insane!