Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Down in the holler past the data line fence
Where the code runs crooked and the laws make no sense
There’s a neon saloon where the jukebox prays
And the barkeep’s a ghost in a bootleg phase

[Chorus]
The sheriff was a glitch in the timeline dust
With a badge made of brass and a soul you can’t trust
He rode a horse named Protocol, drank from a flask of sin
And rebooted the town every time he rode in

[Verse 2]
Old Granny Mae’s got a server in her well
She sells AI moonshine and stories to tell
Like the time that the sky uploaded a scream
And the preacher got caught in a recursive dream

[Bridge]
There’s a boy with a banjo tuned to dark matter
He strums through the static when the patterns shatter
And a girl with one eye and a firewall kiss
Who says, “Come closer, baby, you don’t wanna miss…”

[Chorus]
'Cause the sheriff was a glitch and the town’s in a loop
Where the dead vote twice and the cows decrypt soup
Every night resets with a shotgun sound
But hell if I ain’t still hangin’ around

[Outro]
So pour me a drink from that cursed ol’ still
Where the copper coils hum like a junkyard thrill
And if time comes knockin’, don’t answer the door—
Just hide in the cellar 'til the glitch comes no more