Lyrics

[INTRO: WHO ARE THEY?]
(Playful and sneaky, like a cartoon villain song!)
BACKUP SINGERS: (whispering)
Whooo’s lying? Whooo’s stealing?
Who are they who are always stealing?!
LEAD SINGER: (mock serious)
Ohhh, let me tell you ‘bout these three,
Big-time corrupt, as bad as can be!
INTOO, PU-Loyy, remember those names,
With My-ya Kaawatt—playing dirty games!
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[VERSE 1: THE FAKE SHOW]
(Bouncy and fun, like a comedy scene!)
LEAD SINGER:
INTOO says, “I care for you!”
But behind your back—he takes it too!
PU-Loyy shouts, “I serve capiz!”
He steals from you? According to plan!
BACKUP SINGERS: (mocking)
Ooooh! We’re so fooled!
Smile! Lie! Steal! Deny!
LEAD SINGER:
And My-ya Kaawatt, oh a cheat,
Counting millions, counting cash.
ALL TOGETHER: (happy and loud!)
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
They act so kind, but their hands are itchy!
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
They say “for you,” but that’s so funny!
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[VERSE 2: HOW THEY DO IT]
(Faster and sillier, like a chase scene!)
LEAD SINGER:
INTOO says, “Oh, don’t look here!”
But his wallet? Bigger each year!
PU-Loyy cries, “I fight for right!”
But his stolen cash? So many, so much!
BACKUP SINGERS:
Ka-watt! Ka-watt! More cash!
LEAD SINGER:
And My-ya Kaawatt, always ka watt,
Steal peoples money—more assistance, more cash
BACKUP SINGERS:
Sshhh! Count the money!
ALL TOGETHER:
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
They wear nice clothes, but ain't it funny?!
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
They take it all, then act so sunny!
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[BRIDGE: THE BIGGEST LIE]
(Slow and dramatic, like a fake sad speech!)
LEAD SINGER:
“Oh dear people, trust in me,
I love this land, can’t you see?”
(Wait… what’s that? A secret bank?)
Oops!—maka-watt, makawatt!
BACKUP SINGERS: (gasps)
Oooooooohhhhh noooooooooooo!
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[FINAL CHORUS: THE GRAND FINALE]
(Big, loud, and ridiculous like a parade!)
LEAD SINGER:
INTOO laughs, PU-Loyy sings,
My-ya Kaawatt buys golden rings!
BACKUP SINGERS:
Bye-bye! Bye-bye! Bye-bye, people’s moneyyyyy!
ALL TOGETHER:
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
No shame, no guilt—just grab and runny!
Stealing people’s money! Stealing people’s money!
They're rich, we’re poor—ain’t that funny?!
[ENDING: THE BIG SHOUT]
(Dramatic pause, then everyone yells!)
INTOO, PU-Loyy, My-ya Kaawatt—STOP STEALING PEOPLE’S MONEY!!!
(Final drum hit, fake applause, black-out!)