Lyrics

I made it to Hell, thought I'd be on vacation,
But I walked through the gates and got a rude awakening.
They handed me a clipboard, said, "Welcome aboard!"
Guess I’ll punch in now—Hell’s got jobs, and I’m on the floor.

"Welcome to the torture, where the work never ends,
We don’t give raises, but we’re great with the bends!"
So I took my seat, and I clocked in late,
Turns out my job here’s to clean the Devil’s plate!

Oh, Hell’s got jobs, and none of them are sweet,
I’m scrubbing up the lava, burning my feet.
I’m flipping over bones, picking up the bones,
Shoveling the fire ‘til it’s set in stone.
No lunch break, no escape, I’m stuck in this grind,
Hell's got jobs, but none of them are kind.

I asked for a desk job, maybe in HR,
But they gave me the broom and said, “Sweep up the char.”
I’m wiping up the ashes, and the demons just stare,
The boss is a ghost who just doesn't care.

"Hey, how’s it going? Got your uniform on?
You’ll be here forever, so just sing along!"
So I swept through the fire, my soul in despair,
Who knew Hell would have such a terrible career?

Oh, Hell’s got jobs, and they’re all worse than mine,
I’m cleaning up the pits, where the souls intertwine.
I’m filing up the skulls, stacking ‘em high,
While the demons just laugh and watch me cry.
No vacation days, no way to resign,
Hell's got jobs, and none of them are fine.

I thought I’d be chilling with flames all around,
But now I’m the janitor, stuck on the ground.
From the morning to dusk, my hands never rest,
Why did I think Hell was a vacation request?

Oh, Hell’s got jobs, and they’re giving me grief,
I’m working overtime, with no relief.
I’m manning the gate, letting in the lost,
I guess eternal damnation comes with a cost.
No perks, no pay, just torment and sweat,
Hell's got jobs, and I’m not done yet!

So if you’re down here, don’t ask for a break,
You’ll be working forever, for Heaven’s sake.
Hell’s got jobs, and they’re nothing to flaunt,
But it’s too late now, guess I’ll just keep on the haunt.