Lyrics

[Verse - Karen]
Step into the ring, got my Bob haircut tight,
Starbucks in my hand, ready to fight this fight.
City Council clowns with their rules all absurd,
Dogs are family, let me speak my word!
[Verse - City Council]
Sippin' that frappé, spouting out your lore,
But bylaws in this town ain’t just metaphor.
Dogs are dogs, Karen, not walking men,
Your leash laws barking up a hollow amen.
[Chorus - Karen]
Four legs, one soul, tails full of charm,
Dogs read emotions, bring peace, no harm.
Y’all pencil-pushers stuck in grayscale seats,
Our furry friends walkin' where humanity meets.
[Verse - City Council]
Emotions ain't law, Karen, check the code,
Put your pup in line before the wrath unloads.
Park’s for the people, not a canine parade,
Rules ain’t changing just 'cause you throw shade.
[Bridge - Karen]
Y’all act robotic, where’s your beating heart?
Dogs save lives, tear depression apart.
Ban breeds? Nah, that ignorance breeds fear,
Every bark’s a language, every tail sincere.
[Chorus - Both]
Four legs, one soul, wagging pure true light,
Dogs are real people, in the day or the night.
Your laws might break leash, but never break bond,
Paws on the ground, they’re the spark we’re fond.