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The Trump dammit, the country, ballad of doom, gloom, duty, and desperation.

Why they call him Patient zero, the man in the light with his orange tinted hair and his goo is just right. He rode Through nation just spreading his plague, while Elon musk cleaned up the mess in his bed.
I was the Trump damages here and it’s spreading fast with patient zero Donnie leading the outcast. Elon sniff and she wiped with care but the crew kept spreading. It just wasn’t fair.
Elon Musk with hatchet in his hand was a chief ass cleaner of this fucking cursed land. It spit and he scrub with a tear in his eyes while patient zeros go made millions die.
Oh the Trumpdemic’s here and it’s spreading fast with patient zero Donnie leading the outcast!
The go hit the cities then it hit the farms then it hit the Maga crowd with its toxic charms. They cheered for the leader, and they sang his praise as a goo turned their rallies into their last days.
They fired everyone and the welfare dried up all hope was gone so they turned to ivermectin to carry on.
They snorted ketamine and they prayed for relief, but the Trumpdemic’s Spreading beyond relief.
Patient zero’s so fat he could not run,the doom he created and the damage he done.
One faithful night as he shit on his throne, he snorted some ketamine and he died all alone. Now Elon musket, he wanders the land with a hatchet and gloves, and a wipey in his hand.
he cleans up the mess, but the goo’s still there, a reminder of patient zero and this fuckin orange nightmare!!!
Billy two dogs stepped up and into the light he crushed all the MAGA Without even a fight!
He’s the chosen one now and he’ll make everything right.