Lyrics

Mariusz is mad, has lost his mind.
“I need a drink, a place to unwind.”
I’m Mariusz, the maestro of MicroCap Explosions.
Who needs a financial advisor when you’ve got Mariusz?
The Pied Piper of penny stocks,
Leading my followers into despair
Follow my YouTube channel
But at your own risk!”
Mariusz is mad, has lost his mind.
“I need a drink, a place to unwind.”
I’m Mariusz, sitting in my basement,
Surrounded by stock charts
and empty energy drink cans,
I’m plotting my next grand promotion.
And my revenge on Northernman!
Yes, that’s right, Northernman,
But why? Please tell me why.
Because he questioned the greatness of Plurilock
Suggested my explosions were more like implosions.
What’s more explosive: my temper or my stock picks?
Mariusz is mad, has lost his mind.
“I need a drink, a place to unwind.”
In a fit of rage, I bought 5,000 likes!
Oh no, I mean to buy views.
Now everyone laughs at me.
Is my promo machine ruined?
I’m Mariusz, the madman of MicroCap Explosions,
The king of controversy!
May my stock picks be as inflated as my ego.
Mariusz is mad, has lost his mind.
“I need a drink, a place to unwind."