Lyrics

[Verse 1]
Well I got myself a protector, they say
Two pounds of pure precious pup, by the way
She's layin' on my lap right this minute
Snorin' louder than a truck, I ain't kiddin'
Some folks 'round here laugh when I tell 'em
'Bout my fierce little friend named Bella
But they just don't understand at all
What makes my tiny guardian so special, y'all
[Chorus]
She ain't much of a guard dog, but she's all mine
Sleeps twenty hours and feels mighty fine
When danger comes a-knockin' at the door
She just rolls over, wants belly rubs, and snores
(She just snores and snores)
[Post-chorus]
Yee-haw! [Dog howl]
[Verse 2]
Every squirrel that passes by our place
Gets a peaceful smile from her sleepy face
While other pups might bark and chase
My Bella just maintains her state of grace
She's got her own spot on the sofa
Ain't never met a pillow she don't know-fa
Some guard dogs pace the yard all night
Mine's too busy keepin' my feet warm, alright
[Chorus]
She ain't much of a guard dog, but she's all mine
Sleeps twenty hours and feels mighty fine
When danger comes a-knockin' at the door
She just rolls over, wants belly rubs, and snores
(She just snores and snores)
[Bridge - Spoken]
Now folks, let me tell you 'bout Bella's guard dog duties:
9 AM: Professional pillow tester
Noon: Chief sunny spot supervisor
3 PM: Lead treat quality inspector
6 PM: Senior cuddle coordinator
And midnight? Well, she's head of dream security!
[Chorus]
She ain't much of a guard dog, but she's all mine
Sleeps twenty hours and feels mighty fine
When danger comes a-knockin' at the door
She just rolls over, wants belly rubs, and snores
(She just snores and snores)
[Outro]
Yeah, she just snores and snores
Wooo-eeee, and snores!