Lyrics

[Verse]
On a sunlit day in June, dressed in white,
Standing 'neath that oak, everything felt right,
But nervous my stomach churned, couldn't stay calm,
As that fateful moment struck, held tight to Mom.

[Verse 2]
The vows rolled off our tongues, so pure, so true,
But a gurgle in my gut, I prayed no one knew,
Stepped a bit too hard, and there it went,
A memory on our wedding day, forever bent.

[Chorus]
Oh, the white dress blues, it ain't what you'd choose,
When laughter fills the air, with love so rare,
In front of God and kin, didn't think I'd sin,
But nature had her way, on my wedding day.

[Verse 3]
Eyes wide, I looked around, a blush on my cheek,
The smell of love's bouquet, with a pinch of weak,
Whispers spread quickly through the gathered throng,
While the band played on, our love's old song.

[Verse 4]
Stealing glances at my bride, she laughed out loud,
Forget the fancy talk, just be proud,
'Twas a story for the ages, a tale to last,
About love, and sharting, and how time flies fast.

[Chorus]
Oh, the white dress blues, it ain't what you'd choose,
When laughter fills the air, with love so rare,
In front of God and kin, didn't think I'd sin,
But nature had her way, on my wedding day.